Tuesday, June 22, 2010

'Ze Puppy Will Teach 'Zem

A 26-year old German student in Bavaria caused a 3 mile traffic jam today after making a rude gesture at a group of Hell's Angels and then hurling a puppy at them. As if the story is not odd enough already, he escaped on a stolen bulldozer. The traffic jam was caused when he dumped the stolen bulldozer and ran the rest of the way to his home where he was apprehended by police.

If you aren't familiar with the "Hell's Angels", the FBI considers them as one of the "big four" motorcycle gangs in the world; the FBI also insists that they carry out widespread violence, drug dealing, trafficking in stolen goods, and extortion. Members of the group insist that they are just a group of motorcycle enthusiasts who enjoy meeting to ride motorcycles together. In any case, why would somebody decide to throw a puppy at them? Lastly, what the hell kind of getaway vehicle is a bulldozer? How fast does a bulldozer really go? The "Hell's Angels" involved were probably more confused than anything, and if he got away in a bulldozer I can't imagine they put much effort into pursuing him.

This really happened, I wouldn't make this shit up!

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