If you tip a stripper in Guam you just might get your ass beat. Luckily I do not know this from personal experience but when I was in Guam a few friends of mine had gone to a strip club called "Club USA" and came back with the entertaining story I am about to tell you (get your 'Worther's Originals' ready and listen).Three of them go to this place, two of them had already been here before (so they know the deal), but they get the other guy to sit right up at the stage. They throw down some dollars in front of him (the tip) and the stripper starts to come over (the guy probably thinks he's about to get some titties in his face). The girl comes over and slams his head down onto the stage and sits on his head while she commences to slapping/beating the hell out of his back, then she starts scratching his back. She finishes by pouring beer down his back then ripping the elastic off his underwear and climbing the pole to hang the elastic from the ceiling.
That's how they do it in Guam baby! Not sure how the tips in exchange for ass beating tradition started but it always makes for a good time if you take a friend along who doesn't know the deal. Needless to say the guy with beer in his scratch wounds and no elastic on his underwear was pretty pissed off, but to everyone else that shit was hilarious! Imagine walking around with elastic-less undies on and beer trickling down your taint, not to mention a back in pain and two laughing friends who keep fucking with you about it, then they go tell everyone the minute they get the chance. They should have bought his drinks for the rest of the night.
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