While searching for a business venture that has the lowest possible overhead, I have learned about what is known in the streets as "Jenkem". "Jenkem" is an inhalant that is made from putting feces and urine into a bottle with a balloon on the top, once this urine and feces ferments (usually over the course of a week), the noxious gases rise into the balloon and can be huffed to produce an hour long hallucinogenic HIGH!
Imagine being the "Jenkem" dealer on the corner of 12th & broadway. your only overhead would be old plastic bottles and balloons, you could probably make 4-10 bottles a day if you divide the daily excrements up properly.
The catch is that even though this inhalant is organic, it is ILLEGAL. Yes, the government has outlawed Jenkem...that being said - Who the hell would inhale this!?!? I think I've solved the mystery of why an ex co-worker's breath stank so bad.
How stupid do you have to be to get in trouble for this drug? You can make it in your bathroom and if you get raided, human excrements in the bathroom is hardly as suspicious as a brick of coke in the bedroom. When talking about this drug you could literally say "this shit right here jigga, this shit right here"...this shit's called Jenkem.
I also love how the person who took this picture decided to do it in a public place on top of a block of cement in the grass rather than inside the house, have 'ye no shame sir Jenkem? I hope nobody I've ever met has tried this, I almost always shake hands. How mad would you be if you made-out with somebody and found out they were a habitual Jenkem user? I can't imagine this is a social drug, it's not like weed where you get together with your friends and offer them some of your Jenkem is it? If your breath smells like shit could a cop give you a DUI under suspicion of Jenkem usage?
I could say a million things about this, but I will just leave it as is.
