I was in a public bathroom recently (as I often am) and it's always a happy moment when you see that they keep a stock of seat covers in fresh supply. I have an entire ritual I do in public toilets, I wipe the entire seat with some TP and then flush. Why flush? Flushing first is a must just in case somebody left some spunk or clear wee wee in the bowl that is invisible to the naked eye, wouldn't want that splashing up on you would you?
After this I either grab a seat cover, or if the public bathroom in question does not keep these in stock, I do the ole' toilet paper trick where you assemble a sort of crude seat cover with pieces of toilet paper.
Aside from my strategic toilet rituals, I always enjoy the wall graffiti on the stalls, some of it is horribly ignorant but sometimes it is hilarious. Sometimes you may even learn life lessons on the wall of a stall. In the stall in question, this is what I saw...
Left Wall: The first thing I noticed on the left wall was that somebody had written "Fuck This Job", but it had been crossed out and under that somebody had written "Fuck Your Life", and under that somebody had simply wrote "lolz". I look a little to the left of that and I see a crude drawing of a naked woman spreading her legs and the artist had written "based off of a real whore with big titties", under that somebody had written "is it your girlfriend?", and under that somebody had drawn a monstrous dong snaking it's way up through the words to gently touch the private parts of the "whore" in question.
Central Wall a.k.a. The Door: Straight ahead on the door was a phone number with an area code I did not recognize, it was written in what I could only describe as 72 point Arial Bold Font. I didn't call it, I wonder if anybody has ever actually written their own number on a stall wall; kind of like, hey what's up man...oh just takin' a shit, yeah I know how that is...heres my number bro get at me sometime. Under the phone number I think somebody wrote something in wingdings too, you know, that font that you accidentally printed your college thesis in and your professor didn't see the humor.
Right Wall: The thing that stuck out the most on the right wall was a swastika. I'm not really sure what's cool about this symbol and all of the hatred and horrible acts it is associated with (usually folks who scratch it into bathroom stalls don't have it's Hindu origins in mind), ignorant folks need to get a little more peace, happiness, and love in their lives. Anybody who lives looking for something to hate has taken a wrong turn at some point in their lives. I guess somebody who came along felt the same way about the swastika because next to it in thick sharpee marker was a big floppy dong squirting jizz'um all over the swastika.
The picture I have with this article is not of that stall, but I find it hilarious that in the picture that is with this article it appears that somebody has written "Don't Vote" on that bathroom wall. This also makes me think of that South Park episode with P. Diddy and his "Vote Or Die" campaign, his song was hilarious where he says "shake your titties when you vote bitch". Well, I'm starting to ramble, I'm really just hoping the google ads generator on my page that generates ads based on words in my blogs has ads for South Park and P. Diddy instead of swastika related links.
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