I've lived in my current building now for a few months and ever since I've been here I've had to deal with the sound of the idiots upstairs fighting for hours at a time. When I say fighting I actually mean that it sounds like they are throwing each other around the room, maybe even into dressers and TV stands. This is the only explanation I can think of to explain the sounds coming from upstairs, what I can't think of is why they throw each other around the room for hours at a time.
In trying to get to the bottom of this mystery I have come to two possible conclusions:
Possibility #1: They think it's cool, and that the girls living in the building think the same. They probably have it all planned out in their heads. They're up there thinking, okay we throw each other around for a bit and suddenly we hear a knock at the door. We go answer the door to see two "fine ass bitches" and look at each other like "dayyyummmm". They take a few steps through the door frame without speaking a word, the hotter more courageous girl says "so...boys, you the ones making all the noise around this complex?". Alpha male #1 says "fuck yeah we are" through the fresh blood in his mouth from a recent encounter with Alpha male #2's kneecap. The girl says "well boys, the sound of you two throwing each other around may annoy the fuck out of everyone else, but it makes us cream, so what do you say we do about this wetness?". Suddenly a "boi oi oi oi oiiiing" sound effect fills the room and the camera fades to black.
Possibility #2: They think that by throwing themselves around the room they are preparing for the inevitable UFC contract awaiting them in the future. Let's just hope their first fights are with amateur apartment building tenants.
In either case these guys are a couple of idiots, because some of us in this concrete hopefully earthquake safe building are trying to get some sleep, so practice sleeper holds on each other.
In trying to get to the bottom of this mystery I have come to two possible conclusions:
Possibility #1: They think it's cool, and that the girls living in the building think the same. They probably have it all planned out in their heads. They're up there thinking, okay we throw each other around for a bit and suddenly we hear a knock at the door. We go answer the door to see two "fine ass bitches" and look at each other like "dayyyummmm". They take a few steps through the door frame without speaking a word, the hotter more courageous girl says "so...boys, you the ones making all the noise around this complex?". Alpha male #1 says "fuck yeah we are" through the fresh blood in his mouth from a recent encounter with Alpha male #2's kneecap. The girl says "well boys, the sound of you two throwing each other around may annoy the fuck out of everyone else, but it makes us cream, so what do you say we do about this wetness?". Suddenly a "boi oi oi oi oiiiing" sound effect fills the room and the camera fades to black.
Possibility #2: They think that by throwing themselves around the room they are preparing for the inevitable UFC contract awaiting them in the future. Let's just hope their first fights are with amateur apartment building tenants.
In either case these guys are a couple of idiots, because some of us in this concrete hopefully earthquake safe building are trying to get some sleep, so practice sleeper holds on each other.
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