Last night, after dancing like I'd had years of training at a local club, I left and hung out in front of the pizza place next door with a few friends. In my peripheral I noticed something that immediately made me do a double take, a drunk girl who had probably just left the club was leaned up against the side of a building making out with a homeless man!
Let me get this straight, in the club when she's dancing with dudes her friends were probably grabbing her to go to the bathroom or to the other side of the club, but when she's outside making out with a homeless man her friends are nowhere to be found. Her friends may have saved her from going home with that guy wearing the rolex, but luckily for the homeless guy they seem to have disappeared after the club shut down.
I know what you're thinking, "How do you know he was homeless?", believe me...this guy was wearing like 6 coats and a backpack, he was homeless.
Talk about waking up hungover with regrets, and where would she wake up? (market street) Unless of course she invited the homeless guy back to her house, and if she still lives with daddy I bet that was an awkward morning.
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